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Something about this is so genuine and funky. It feels so natural that if I heard the correct lyrics it wouldn't process as right in my brain. This man yelling about his green tea and watermelon sour patch kids fits so well with the live music playing in the background, the atmosphere, the whole situation. It's like some reverse slam poetry talking about how good life is and how the simple pleasures should be enjoyed. I'm in love with this tik tok.

g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e

old alt rock fans in the notes are like:

1) this slaps and actually sounds like a lot of the classics

2) if i went to a concert and they played this i wouldnt even question it. id be like FUCK yeah they were watermelon!!!

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HOLY SHIT this is probably the most mundane thing ever to anyone else but I FOUND THE SOURCE OF THE ESSENTIA ICONS FROM THAUMCRAFT!! https://game-icons.net/  <— look at it!!

so i was browsing around open source icon sets, yknow, as you do. anyways, i found game-icons and was like “oh neat”. then. the little example grid flipped around a few times and what do i see?

two copies of a simple drawing of a face with slanted eyes and a dripping mouth. the left icon is high-res and yellow, the right icon is pixelated and blood red.

FAMES!

two copies of a side profile of a wolf's head. the left icon is high-res and brown, the right icon is pixelated and dark brown.

BESTIA!

two copies of a drawing of wheat stalks. the left icon is high-res and blue, the right icon is pixelated and pale yellow.

that wheat one (the aspect is called Messis apparently)

the left icon is a six-sided gem with lines radiating outwards. the middle icon is a pixelated cyan six-sided gem by itself. the right icon is a high-res white version of the middle image.

i thought this one on the left was the gem from Vitreus, but it’s actually the one on the right

anyways so at this point i’m FREAKING OUT because OH MY GOD ITS THE THAUMCRAFT ICONS. so i scramble around to find a sprite sheet of all of the icons and

two copies of a heart with lines radiating outwards. the left icon is low-res and white, the right icon is pixelated and red.

VICTUS!

two copies of a circle with a large shatter or crack from the top left. the left icon is white, the right icon is pixelated, dark gray, and has an additional ring around it.

PERDITIO!!!!!

two copies of a 3d triangle optical illusion. the left icon is low-res and pure white, the right icon is pixelated, a light grayish white, and has a circle around it.

ORDO!!!!!

two copies of a small standing figure with a winding path behind. the left icon is low-res and white, the right icon is pixelated and a soft red

hehe look at the little guy in Iter go. i love him

tow copies of a line drawing of a mountain range. the left icon is low-res and white, the right icon is light green and has a circle around it.

TERRA!!!!

so this is awesome and all, but do you know what this means?

a small, pixelated image of a blue rod-shaped thing with lines running lengthwise except for the middle, where it is darker and lines run across it. on the right is the Raw Fish item from minecraft 1.8, which is a similar shade of blue and has a similar pattern of lines.

this is Potentia, of course (on the left). but what is it? what is this image? i’ve always thought it was a raw fish (on the right) because it looks a lot like it. but that makes no sense because this aspect is “potential energy”. also you get it from coal. so that can’t be it. but now that i’ve found the source of the icons, i can finally solve this question that i’ve literally had from childhood, from my earliest memories (early 2000s minecraft lets-plays on youtube). so i searched through the icons, shaking with anticipation. and finally…

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also i know that's not really how that meme template is supposed to be used but i do not care i love thaumcraft that mod was so cool. i've been thinking about basically remaking it with Quilt for modern minecraft versions to be the magic mod(s) in Gaeacraft. and now i can legally steal all the icons from it too! amazing! (well it's CC-BY) minecraft modded minecraft thaumcraft ftb feed the beast
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I don’t think I’ve ever fully realized how crazy SpongeBob is from like, a nerdy perspective.

You’re telling me that THE most popular kids’ cartoon of all time has a SEA SPONGE as its main character?? AKA the animal that people give the least shits about?? And it has 13 seasons and counting? Four movies??

And nearly ALL of the major side characters are invertebrates? AND THE FISH ARE RELEGATED TO BACKGROUND CHARACTERS, DELEGATED TO JUST BEING SET DRESSING FOR THE MARINE INVERTEBRATES?

If SpongeBob wasn’t created by a marine biologist, don’t you think all the characters would be fish? And the sponges and starfish wouldn’t even be background characters. They would literally just be decorative objects.

And it’s the most successful kids’ cartoon of all time??? What the fuck???

I cannot stress enough how insane this is.

The main villain is a piece of plankton???? How cool is that!? Why haven’t I registered this until now?

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It genuinely did change how much kids know and care about those animals. I've heard of kids getting excited about sea sponge displays at aquariums. :)

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I wonder if it would be possible with ebook tech (probably with epub?) to make a book that changes as you read it. Like, a short book that's about a stable time loop, where at the end of the book they end up causing the events at the beginning though time travel.

but if you read it again, things are different. the stable time loop isn't so stable. they remember things from the previous iteration, but things eventually end up the same.

the next time, it's more pronounced. things go massively off course. they aren't sure why, but everything seems familiar. the timeloop gets triggered again, but only barely, and only because of a fight between the different sides, some of who want it to continue.

the next time it's clear from the beginning that it's a time loop. the other side tries to trigger it early, the protagonists attack immediately, knowing what happens. the time loop is prevented. there's a considerable epilogue, they retired and grow old and happy.

then it starts over again anyway. they didn't fully destroy the enemy, the time travel tech still existed, this iteration of the timeloop just went long.

the final time, the battle is decisive. many are lost, sacrificing themselves to stop the time loop. after all, if they fail, they'll come back. if they succeed, they've escaped this endless torment. the enemy is completely destroyed. the time travel tech is eradicated and the knowledge of how it was built is intentionally lost. the survivors spend their remaining days ever vigilant for anyone trying to revive the time loop. but it ends, with no time loop triggered.

you open the book for the last time. "Chapter one: It was a beautiful day, and everyone was happy."

You turn the page. It's blank. So are the next 200 pages.

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A WIZARD OFFERS YOU A CHOICE FOR A SET OF WINGS. YOU CHOOSE:

bat wings 🦇

bird wings 🦜🦅🕊️🦆

fairy wings 🧚

dragon wings 🐲

phoenix wings (on fire) 🔥

insect wings 🪲🪰🦋

YOU SPURN THE WIZARD’S GIFT AND MAKE A MORTAL ENEMY. (None of the above)

SPECIFY WHICH SPECIFIC TYPE OF CREATURE TO THE WIZARD IN THE TAGS BELOW, IF APPLICABLE, OR ELSE HE WILL DECIDE RANDOMLY. YOU GET ONE SHOT AT THIS.

fairy wings. i spend so long grinding for pixie wings in terraria master mode for the worthy upside down that i was playing with a friend. and they were immediately obsolete by the time i got them. i think as a consolation i should get them in real life.
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